My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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