you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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