he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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