so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize
