Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
