She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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