Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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