If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm both gender and math confused
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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