cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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