glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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