I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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