You made me cry and you don't even care
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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