How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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