im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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