have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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