When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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