you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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