she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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