Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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