Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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