The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
what day is it and did you see me today?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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