wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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