I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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