If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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