East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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