oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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