Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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