Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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