3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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