covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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