you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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