I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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