i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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