The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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