and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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