these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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