Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Quick, to the slutcave!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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