It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Welp...herpes.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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