dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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