yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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