She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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