The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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