Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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