Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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