Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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