Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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