sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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