Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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