Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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