have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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