My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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