She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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