It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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